Talk of the House

Wife : Babe, I guess our new neighbour is going to call ava because we have 2 dogs at home.
Hubby : So put one at mum's place and keep another one with us.
Wife : Okay. But if I keep Smooch, I will be very worried about Twist. If I keep Twist and put Smooch with mum then he will continue to bark at the neighbours. How?
Hubby : Don't worry, I will help you.
Wife : Huh? How?
Hubby : I'll put Twistie on Ebay tomorrow.
Wife : HEY YOU!!