Ben's love interests

Scenario 1 : Tissue Box found under the sofa, everything tore into pieces

M : What happened to the tissue box?
D : What do you think?
M : Must be Smoochie!
D : Bingo!! *look at Ben* That's your boy!
B : Hey, Smoochie is a good boy. We all know about his height, he is trying to help to place the tissue box on the table but he couldn't reach. He then tried to make them into small pieces and placed them under the sofa... to keep, you know?
D : .....
M : You win liao loh.

Scenario 2 : Torn Tong Shu 通书

D : Look at this..
M : Haha, who else again?
B : I know is my Smoochie. Look, it only tells me how smart my boy is.
M : Huh?
D : Not again... *faint*
B : Babe, we need to find a good date to move into our new house, right? Obviously Smoochie was trying to help us to find a date and used his mouth to "flip" the book.

Talk of the House

Wife : Babe, I guess our new neighbour is going to call ava because we have 2 dogs at home.
Hubby : So put one at mum's place and keep another one with us.
Wife : Okay. But if I keep Smooch, I will be very worried about Twist. If I keep Twist and put Smooch with mum then he will continue to bark at the neighbours. How?
Hubby : Don't worry, I will help you.
Wife : Huh? How?
Hubby : I'll put Twistie on Ebay tomorrow.
Wife : HEY YOU!!

Talk of the House

Hubby : Are you a Taurus?
Wife : Naturally, since my birthday falls on 21 May.
Hubby : Some other standards suggest that you are a Gemini.
Wife : Yeah...I guess so.
Hubby : It would be appropriate to say that you have split personality.
Wife : knncbkklj !